faking orgasms

Ok ladies why do we fake em? Don't lie, you know you do! Is it we are trying to make the boys feel better about what they are doing? Is it because we are not going to cum so we fake it to get it over with? The thing about faking them though is that we are letting the man think he did a good job when in reality he needed to do something different in order for us to cum.  So why not just let them know how we need it done in order to achieve ecstasy we all know we want? Are we scared to hurt their feelings? But if we continue to fake it, we jeopardize not making that "o" face forever! Yea I know how to make myself cum because I've been doing it since I was 6 years old in the bath tub with the shampoo bottle, but don't we owe it to ourselves to let our man know how to get us there as well? I deserve to orgasm every time, hell they do..... those simple minded bastards!

Zumba Attraction

Recently I have joined a gym. I know, for those of you who know me, your jaws have just hit the floor. But it is time to really start taking care of myself and my body. The main things that attracted me to this gym were the pool and Zumba classes. I've been hearing about Zumba for the last year now and I figured I would give it a try. Well let me tell you, I am seriously in love.

These classes are a total blast. The music is loud, the momentum is high and all of us ladies (sometimes men!) are having fun. Where else can you dance your ass off without wearing make-up and heels! Some people can dance and some people look silly but no one even cares. It's all about following our teacher as best as we can.

Now here comes the reason why I really wanted to write this blog...I could not take my eyes off of my teacher. Not only was I watching her to figure out what the hell I should be doing, but I was drawn to her every move. If any of you women out there are in need of learning how to be "sexy" again, TAKE ZUMBA. The way her body moved and swayed had me mesmerized. Her abs were tight, her hips were fierce and her ass looked great. For those who do not know me, I am not into women. I have an amazing boyfriend who I hope will pop the question sooner rather than later but I do have an appreciation for beautiful ladies.

Zumba is a combination of Latin and International music and the music itself brings out your desire to be sexy. The entire time I was hoping I looked as amazing as she did and that someone was staring at me the way I was staring at her. The moves are basic and easy to learn, but the charisma and sexuality she exuded can not be learned in a simple class. She will keep me coming back to this class, not only to get it right, get it tight but to learn how to attract people with a simple sway of my hip.

With love and pearls,
Ashley

And It Begins...

The time has come for us to unleash our real beasts. For those of you who actually know us, you will not at all be surprised by the name of this blog. For those of you who don't, we sound more official and poised then we really are. We try hard to project ourselves as the social norm. We dress the part, we look the part, we act the part, only to have one slip of the tongue, some vulgar language escape and people are now blushing when they're around us. Now don't get me wrong, I can country club with the best of them but don't you sometimes wish you could get away with saying whatever you want, whenever you want and not have anyone bat an eye?

This blog will not be all crude and rude so if that's not your style, don't turn away. It's just about speaking your mind and not having someone give you the stinkeye. We plan on keeping up with all things fashion, travel and beauty thrown in with some sex, alcohol and celebrity guilty pleasures. We can please all the Charlotte's and the Samantha's of the world at the same time.

Our goal is to have this blog not only entertain you, but entertain your mother, your sister, your best friend and even your boyfriend. We are two twenty-somethings trying hard to fulfill all of our dreams and we plan on taking you on the ride with us...

With love and pearls,
Ashley