faking orgasms

Ok ladies why do we fake em? Don't lie, you know you do! Is it we are trying to make the boys feel better about what they are doing? Is it because we are not going to cum so we fake it to get it over with? The thing about faking them though is that we are letting the man think he did a good job when in reality he needed to do something different in order for us to cum.  So why not just let them know how we need it done in order to achieve ecstasy we all know we want? Are we scared to hurt their feelings? But if we continue to fake it, we jeopardize not making that "o" face forever! Yea I know how to make myself cum because I've been doing it since I was 6 years old in the bath tub with the shampoo bottle, but don't we owe it to ourselves to let our man know how to get us there as well? I deserve to orgasm every time, hell they do..... those simple minded bastards!

Hockey Vote

Ok everyone. In honor of the intense Philadelphia Flyers vs. Pittsburgh Penguins playoffs going on we're going to have our 1st official vote segment! But we're going to make it more our style... Since there are like 7 attractive guys in the entire hockey world we're going to have a sexiest man vote. Your choices are between:

 Andreas Lilja of the Philadelphia Flyers

vs. 

Craig Adams of the Pittsburgh Penguins

Let us know what you think ladies! And if you find any other hot hockey players, please let us know so we can start enjoying hockey ;)

With love and pearls,
Ashley

OMG I'm Getting Married!

He did it! We're engaged!

I'm definitely a little behind the ball because he did propose 2 Saturdays ago but I feel like it hasn't officially set in yet. I keep looking down at my finger and have to remember that is a real engagement ring and not one of the many cocktail rings I'm used to wearing.

I am beyond excited to marry Jay. He is amazing and I truly am the luckiest girl alive, but I am 100% completely scared to officially "grow up". Is this a normal feeling? I have to start my own life, with my own family, in my own house, and make my own new memories. I won't be able to come home after work to mom and dad's, sit on the couch, and wait until they make me dinner. I will have to be the official dinner maker in my house, which will probably not be true since Jay is a much better cook than me.

But enough of the sad stuff, the great news is that I booked the venue of my dreams!!! For those of you who live in the Philadelphia area, you have probably heard of Cescaphe before. If you haven't, you must be living under a rock! They are rumored to do the best weddings ever, seriously. I am beyond excited to add my name to the Cescaphe brides after next year. I cannot wait. This truly will be a fairytale come true :)

If any of you have any advice for a newly engaged bride, please share!!

With love and pearls,
Ashley